Orphans jokes
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"