What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Orphans Jokes
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
