Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
F in orphan means family.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)