Orphans jokes
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
F in orphan means family.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.