Orphans jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.