Orphans jokes
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
F in orphan means family.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"