Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.