Orphans jokes
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.