Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Orphans are lonely.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.