Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.