Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.