Orphans jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
F in orphan means family.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.