What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Orphans are lonely.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
