Orphans jokes
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.