Orphans jokes
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Orphans are lonely.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.