Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Why do orphans hate the letter F?
Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.