Orphans jokes
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.