Orphans jokes
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.