Orphans jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."