Orphans jokes
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.