What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Orphans Jokes
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
