Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.