Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.