All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Orphans Jokes
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
