Orphans jokes
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.