Orphans jokes
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.