Orphans jokes
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi