Orphans jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?