Orphans jokes
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Orphan, sorry.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.