Orphans jokes
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.