Orphans jokes
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.