Orphans jokes
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What can orphans not do in school?
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Why do orphans have no parents?
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If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.