Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.