What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Orphans Jokes
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
