Orphans jokes
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.