Orphans jokes
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Can someone be my daddy?
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.