Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Motherโs Day or Fatherโs Day.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Why canโt orphans build anything?
Because they canโt go to Home Depot.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐
Why canโt orphans be criminals?
Because theyโre not wanted.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Why canโt orphans play baseball?
They donโt have a home to run to.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.