Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Orphans Jokes
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Why canβt orphans play baseball?
They donβt have a home to run to.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Why canβt orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they donβt have a sister.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY ππ
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
Thereβs nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they canβt tell their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
