Orphans jokes
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)