Orphans jokes
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Orphans are monkeys.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.