Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
Orphans Jokes
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
