What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Orphans Jokes
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
