Orphans jokes
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
I am the orphan joke.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.