Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
