Orphans jokes
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷‍♀️
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."
Everyone loves orphans,
other than their parents of course.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
Can orphans go to a family restaurant?
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.