Orphans jokes
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.