Orphans jokes
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?