What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
Orphans Jokes
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
