Orphans jokes

What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.

What is the difference between an American and an orphan?

They don't have a home to get their guns.

What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

If you throw them, they both will never come back.

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he gets to call someone father.

An orphan finds a genie.

Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."

Genie: "Of course."

Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."

Genie: "Done."

Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"

Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"

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  • Why do orphans go to church?

    It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”

    Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

    (Also, I banged ya mum ;))

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