Orphans jokes
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."
Everyone loves orphans,
other than their parents of course.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.