Orphans jokes
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."
Everyone loves orphans,
other than their parents of course.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
Can orphans go to a family restaurant?
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.