Orphans jokes
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.