My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
The F in orphan stands for family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
Whoever is an orphan and wants these to go, or if you just want them to go away, comment down below, or if you can't comment, give it a thumbs up!
Orphan jokes? They protest.
