Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
The F in orphan stands for family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.