Orphans jokes
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.