Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Stop orphan jokes!
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
