Orphans jokes
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.