Orphans jokes
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
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What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.