Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Stop orphan jokes!
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.