Orphans jokes
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)