Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Orphans Jokes
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
