Orphans jokes
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.