Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
Orphans Jokes
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
What did the blind, deaf, and dumb orphans get for Christmas?...
Cancer.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
