Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Orphans Jokes
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
