Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.