Orphans jokes
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"