Orphans jokes
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of.
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.