Orphans jokes
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.
The makers were orphans.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of.
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
My name is what orphans can never have.
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.