Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?