Orphans jokes
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.