Orphans jokes
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.