Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!