Orphans jokes
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
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What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted.
Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?
So that they can be wanted.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.