Orphans jokes
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
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Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.