Orphans jokes
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.