Orphans jokes
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What actor does an orphan hate?
Vin Diesel.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.