Orphans jokes
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
why do orphans go to church?
because they can finally call someone "father."
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.