Orphans jokes
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
why do orphans go to church?
because they can finally call someone "father."
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.