What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Orphans Jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
