Orphans jokes
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."