Orphans jokes
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.