Orphans jokes

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

Orphan: Throws a boomerang.

Boomerang: Comes back with his father.

Father: Goes to get milk.

Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.

What type of work can orphans do? Homework.

The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!

What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"

Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.

What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."

You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.

What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.

Do you know what is good about being an orphan?

Every candy bar is family sized.

What is an orphan's favorite game?

Happy Family.

What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?

They have no way home.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

An apple gets picked.

Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.

I made a website for orphans.

It doesn't have a home page.

I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.

I think we know why.

Why can orphans just be gay?

Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."