Orphans jokes
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Orphans can't find the home page.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.