Orphans jokes
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Dad?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."