Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
