Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.