Orphans jokes
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧