Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
Self-raising flour.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.