Orphans jokes
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
I'm an orphan, lol.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!