Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your Parents."
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.