Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Orphans Jokes
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: _________
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
