Orphans jokes
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.