Orphans jokes
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."