Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)