Orphans jokes
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.