Orphans jokes
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈