Orphans jokes
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.