Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Orphans Jokes
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
