Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your Parents."
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.