Orphans jokes
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.