What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
Orphans Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
