Orphans jokes

What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?

At least the mistake was loved.

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why do orphans look so ugly?

Because they have a face not even a mother could love.

We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.

The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.

The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.

The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home plate.