Orphans jokes
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!