Orphans jokes
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?