Orphans jokes
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.