Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.