Orphans jokes
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.