Ornament

Ornament Jokes

Christmas Tree

Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?

Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.

Emo

Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!

Christmas

To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.

Depression

Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?

A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.

Group

What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.

Emo

Why does the emo hate Christmas?

The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.

Kid

Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?

A: He saw the ornaments hanging.