Optimus jokes
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
