Optimus jokes
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?
Why don't black lives matter anymore?
Because a harvester is more efficient at picking crops than slaves.
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
