Optimus jokes

Mexican

Anonymous dik · 5 years ago

What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!

Tank

Pistacio · 9 years ago

Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.

It is now known as Optimus Prime.

Nickname

《 rmk 》 · 3 years ago

so unexpected 👌

The image shows a conversation thread where one person calls the other "sweetheart." The second person asks if that's okay, and the first person says, "You can call me anything you like." The second person replies "Okay Optimus Prime."

Optimus memes

Method

shaylie lol · 4 years ago

Best way to do it.

Google

Anonymous question for · 5 years ago

Google search = 3.141592…

I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)

Chuck Norris

Josiah · 8 years ago

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Autism

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A multi-panel image featuring characters from 'Inside Out' (Joy, Sadness, Disgust, Anger), Bill Cipher from 'Gravity Falls', and Optimus Prime from 'Transformers'. In the top panel, Joy, Sadness, Disgust, and Anger are present. Joy has a speech bubble saying, "Sorry, Bill Cipher, but I don't think you qualify as an emotion." In the middle panel, Bill Cipher, the yellow triangle, responds with a speech bubble that says, "This is bullshit, you let Optimus Prime...". The bottom panel shows Optimus Prime pointing a finger, with a speech bubble stating, "Bro, I'm autism."