Optimus jokes

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.

It is now known as Optimus Prime.

What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!

I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?

4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.

If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.