Cheer Up!! Old age doesn't last that long!
up into the sky so very far here comes Dr. Seuss ALLAHU AKBAR, at the ripe old age of 97 he committed 9/11
I want to make a joke about old age but I'm too senile to finish it...
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount, I served in the war?" The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?" "Nein," said the old man.
: A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible? Answer: He was born on February 29.
You realize you're in a paradox until you die. You'll see yourself die by murder, suicide, old age, etc.
Then you realize you're dreaming, but you realize that if you die in a dream, you die IRL.
what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common.They never get old
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder
I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
