Old Age memes

I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.