A boy asks his father:
What is politics?
Father answers:
Itâs very simple! You see, I bring in the money, so Iâm big business . Your mother spends the money, so sheâs the government.
Your grandfather sees to it that everything is managed in an orderly way. So heâs the law.
Our maid is the working class.
Everything revolves around your interests, so youâre the people. Your little baby brother represents the future.
The boy has to think it over. That night he hears his little brother crying due to a dirty diaper. He doesnât know what to do, so he goes to the bedroom of his parents. There his mother is sound asleep. He goes to the bedroom of the maid, but his father is there fucking the maid â and oddly enough his grandfather is watching through the window.
Nobody notices the boy and he returns to his bed.
The next day his father asks him:
So, can you now explain to me what politics is?
The boy says:
Yes, itâs all become clear to me!
Big business screws over the working class while the law watches and the government sleeps. The people are ignored and the future lies in shit.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly there was also two towers included in the box as well..
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad ya definitely got the last laugh!
1. why did the teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? because they can't get even 2.
"Dad what is 69?" asks son Dad: Well son, it a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally. Son: So what shall I write? Odd or even.
A man comes in to the pharmacy to get a flu shot. The pharmacy nurse prepares one of the shots. The man gets the shot and the nurse cleans the shot area. The next day the man comes back and gets another shot. Before he paid the nurse said, âDonât you realize if you get another shot you may die from overdose?â The man said, âDonât you realize if you donât shut up Iâll give you a shot of lead?â The nurse got scared and quit her job. The nurse was relaxing looking for a vacation to book when all of a sudden she hears an odd noise. It sound like someone cocking a gun. The man was hiding behind the nurses bushes. âIn return for you giving me shots here are yours.â Said the man as he was chuckling like a psycho. The man shot the nurse in the leg so she couldnât escape, then he shot her left hand which is the ladies dominant hand so she couldnât call the cops. For the finishing move the man curb stomped the fucking life out of her until her head was as flat as paper. 9 years later...... All along this man, this psycho escaped a mental hospital. He wenât on mass genocide killing 20â000 people in just 3 years. This man is more than human. More than alien. More than god himself...,. It was satan reborn.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round, because he was an odd man out
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have rape-dungeons.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
A mom and her two children were eating at a place well playing trivia when she ask what does aids stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea but her daughter Emberlee who has always been a little odd says ââ An Intentional Diseaseââ her brother mom just Stared!
When you are losing at tetris i guess the odds are STACKED against you
Theodd1sout is odd to meet
You know whatâs odd?
Every other number
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. -- The odds were against me.
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?