Obscenity jokes

(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.

What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"

Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.

Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

cock, cock, and cum