Obscenity jokes

(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.

What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"

Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

You need to be a complete dick.

Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?