Obscenity jokes
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
I can’t marmalade my cock into your mum’s arse.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem
