Obscenity jokes

What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?

I can’t marmalade my cock into your mum’s arse.

(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.

Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.

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What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"

These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.