Nuttiness jokes
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you鈥檙e serving it a la mode.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Nutty.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I鈥檓 fruity and nutty. That鈥檚 the joke. Tada!
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attached to his nutty wuttys. It's driving me nuts!
A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says, "Problem??"
I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.
Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 馃 馃敥 馃尠
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don鈥檛 understand the genders of deer, you won鈥檛 understand it.)
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"