A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says "what the hell is that?". The pirate said "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!".
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it ala-mond.
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Butt plug oh butt plug get out of me, butt plug oh butt plug get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you, oh butt plug oh butt plug, something is nutty.
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada.
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attatched to his nutty wuttys. Its driving me nuts! A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says problem??
I just a had a birthday party last week at my crib i invited two fine beautiful looking women one was skinny and her was kelly and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita both of them came by i told Chiquita only kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday you can't you too fat and clumsy and i don't have any food or drinks for you so see ya later nutty professor.
